gingerhaze:

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patronsaintofwolves:

spodiddly:

oh so you can keep in those pointless 5 seconds of Kirk banging two catgirls at once

But you couldn’t give me my Scotty/Uhura hug?

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FUCKING HAHN BRUH?!?! THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!


patronsaintofwolves:

“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

And in that moment, my entire theater was hot for Acting Captain Sulu… goddamn, sir, you are good job.



dailymantra:

you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much


atleastimnotbrentspiner:

jazuthewasianprincess:

What if when Kirk died, Spock Prime felt it. He felt his T’hy’la die a second time. Just how much do you think that fucked him up.

#’No…Jim…I was supposed to sacrifice myself #not you. #never you

YOU SHUT THE HELL UP


dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical


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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis


taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys


a-for-antisocial:

rnackenzie:

is ruining people’s lives a hobby

no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it


kamicom: SPOILERS Basically that one part killed me because UGUU JIM UGUU AWKWARD SPOCK ALL THE UGUUUU.

kamicom:

SPOILERS

Basically that one part killed me because UGUU JIM UGUU AWKWARD SPOCK ALL THE UGUUUU.