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#A lot of people seem to be wondering what would have happened if Derek had actually shown Stiles what he was going to do. #But what if that’s exactly what he was doing? #What if Stiles asked him what he was going to say #and Derek got frustrated and was basically like #’Is he kidding me right now? It doesn’t matter what I say. I’M the distraction. As long as I eyesex her up she WILL be distracted.’ #And because he’s Derek and isn’t going to say any of that out loud #he’s just like ‘Fine. I’ll show him.’ #And so he turns his head back to look at Stiles and he makes with the eyesex. #And for a brief moment you can see that Stiles is totally affected #His breath hitches a little and some feeling in his gut twists and threatens to very quickly move decidedly lower down#and ‘oh crap oh crap quick make a face pretend that had zero affect on you’ #To which Derek is just like ‘this idiot is going to be the death of me.’

ponfarrisforwerewolves:

How To Love Teen Wolf
An Official Guide in 15 Inevitable Steps
by Jamie Jew (aka ponfarrisforwerewolves)

Step 1:
Purchase a handle of bourbon*

Step 2: 
Wake up around 10 AM and resign yourself to being a person in your mid-twenties having a hobby that surrounds itself around horrible CGI and werewolves. Then curse MTV for bringing this to you (and because they’re also the ones who told you that your vote matters and that Avril Lavigne was cool.) 

Step 3: 
10:30 AM. Begin drinking.

Step 4:
Roll your eyes a lot about how you will never love this show and how stupid everyone around you is for loving it. 

Step 5:
Drink more.

Step 6:
5 PM. Start where you left off in the episode.

Step 7:
Try to ship Derek/Stiles, feel confused. Take two shots.

Step 8:
Have what I like to call THE FUCKING MOMENT (where sadly, no fucking actually happens. sigh.) Begin shipping Derek/Stiles. Feel confused because you’re experiencing emotion. Shrug it off, drink more, blame the bourbon.

Step 9:
Realize you have either fast forwarded through all scenes containing Scott and Allison or have drank yourself blind at this point. Blog about this.

Step 10:
Hydrate as you reflect on your life.

Step 11:
Feel choked up about Derek Hale. Drink more.

Step 12:
Finish the season. Sit in drunken silence for a few minutes.

Step 13:
Secretly look up Derek/Stiles fic.

Step 14:
Experience more emotion. Blog this and blame everyone around you. Realize you can ship Allison/Lydia and that this headcanon is beautiful. (I recommend this fic as a nice starting point.) Hate your friends a little less because sweet and endearing badass lesbians warm your heart. (or other things.)

Step 15:
You’re Pack now. Take up day drinking, surrender all dignity, pass out in your best dress with lipstick smeared across your tearstained face. 

*or vodka, three boxes of wine, tequila, etc.